Hoorah, they finally sent me the paperwork for my teacher training over summer. But godamnit they put me down to teach physics. I can't remember any physics. I'ma have to revise... to teach some kids. Bah!

And I finally think I have a plan for next year. Life planning, urgh, do not want. I've kinda been putting it off for 2 years by accumulating a number of "maybe this or that... we'll seeeeee" but now I finally think I have one I'll persue properly. Back home my local airport where I do my amateur flying from has a college that offers an NATS sponsored course in ATCO. Or air traffic control. I think it'd be a good job, pays well, and opens up more oppertunities later on. One of my dads aquaintances is now flying commercial passenger aircraft after having started off as an ACTO. Now. That would be a w e s o m e. Probably make it hella easier to get sponsorship to finish off my pilots lisence too.

Yeeey.

Aside from that all is going rather well, I've been rather lax in my dissertation work, 2.5k/10k so far. Lots of reading to do that I don't particularly want to get down to >:
 whine whine whine

I also need to memorize every vertebrae order o lawd do not want D;;;;; fkn animal diversity module, I love you yet I loathe you

Im totally off my face on scotch anad beer and we've been watching clint eastwood films all night.


I don't know wat the fuck.

One of my favourite mugs is chipped, woe is me.


In other news, fuck you dissertation, I'm not great at this SCIENTIFIC WRITING malarky. So far I've written up the easy parts. Even they need touching up. Gotta finish statistical analysis this weekend and submit methodology + results draft by monday blah blah blah lolsciencereports.


I have next to no classes this term so I laze around all day doing jack shit and my heating is dying AGAIN gawd at least the landlords daughter who's pretty much taken over now is so much more efficiant. If a little loud.



ON ANOTHER TOPIC

WHO WANTS TO BUY ME MASS EFFECT 2 (for the 360 please) <333333333333333333333333333333333

Just got back from airsoft.

Super awesome time even if the other team there were utter cocks, some good bruises incoming D;

Had plenty of fun playing a zombie (it's well documented that in the biohazard themed shoots they run at Bristol that I have the worst luck possible to the point where it's now a running joke) up until the last minutes of the final game. Saw a group of survivors run through my section of the cell block on their way to the evac point, derp herp followed them, they closed a door after then and the rule with zombies is you gotta beat on the door for 5 before you go in it. Had fun bashing my fist on the door for 5 seconds, pushed it open, gurgled a zombie hello only to realize I was faced with 7 people, 3 feet away from me in a corridor with all their rifles pointing my way. Fuck me. I got owned.


Somehow the teeth on the zip of my tactical jacket got messed up and I had to pick two of them out with scissors in order to unzip it ;x I wonder if that was the work of one of the close range bb bullets I recieved in the closing stages of the final game. Either way next shoot I'll be wearing my sweet tactical vest over it all so np!



@ kahochan Reading shoot for The Mall confirmed 6th March, walk-on £30 rental £50. We're hiring the whole venue for the day so we have 90 spaces to fill if you're interested at all!

Feeling much better lately, have been taking ibuprophen daily and a cocktail of multivitamins and other things. I also got a small little electric radiator which is AWESOME. I bought a timer for it from home so I can plug it in and set it to turn on half an hr before I wake up then switch it off before I leave (in the case of morning classes) and it warms up my room so much :Q____


I found a more productive outlet for my frustration lately too which is "Can I get next door kicked out of their house." before you think 'damn what a bitch' I'll point out that they hate us and everytime they have a house party shit gets thrown at our windows - not literal shit but not far from, last time they threw what we think was remains of some takeaway at our windows. Then thought the better of it and tried to throw buckets of water at it to wash it off. Nicely done dumbasses. Lately they resorted to throwing snowballs at the back of our house. Nice.

Anyway their latest offence to grace our door (literally) was someone came up and pissed on it. Lovely. I made some emails and phone calls already and it wouldn't suprise me if they're another step closer to being evicted from their house. Delicious revengeeeee. Lately they play heavy bass music at random times of the day so we fire a test off through all of the subs in the house at the same time at max volume whilst we're watching TV  (plays static through all the speakers then through the sub) usually gets the point across to stfu.


Aside from that all is going well. Going airsofting on saturday so I get to frag some bitches up so long as it doesnt snow before then and cock us up on traveling to dorset :I

 Oh well seems like money issues got somewhat sorted out, just gonna leave me a few £100 put of pocket I think.



OH WELL D: BETTER THEN BEING METERED. Or so I tell myself.


I got an ulcer now. PROBABLY FROM THE STRESS TBH D:



whine whine whine bitch bitch

:I

 Rant incoming.

So I got some facebook messages today from my housemates as you do. Turns out our house was broken into over the holidays. Lucky for me nothing was taken from my room but from the looks of it it would seem they managed to force open the windows for Dom and Alex's room and get in through there, Alex doesnt seem to think anything of value has been taken from his room, but Dom is still out in Prague and his bedroom door is locked and he claims he left his credit cards, laptop and guitars in his room. Hrrmmmm.

Even better, whilst James was giving the house the once over to check other peoples room he found my door to be unlocked... but my xbox and laptop are still in there. Derf herf herf. I locked my windows and totally forgot to lock my ACTUAL DOOR in my rush to get the train back before xmas. God damnit Alice!


So I suppose thats good and bad in a way, I didnt get anything stolen from me despite my idiocy but we've had to have police and uni housing over to take photos.


Even more troublesome at the moment is the fact that James and Liz also managed to find some bills and statements downstairs. Alex is the one in charge of our house finances supposedly, but we've apparently got £125 of overdraft charges for last month and have a demand for £700 of debt on gas bills. Great. I can't afford that bullshit and I'm really not in the mood to have to deal with it. I'm not in Reading at the moment  either so I can't deal with Alex face to face which sucks either and I've had to ask James to do it for me. 


I'm not best pleased with Alex right now.





tl;dr I CAN'T WAIT TO BE DONE WITH UNI AND LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH IDIOTS D:


So far 2010 gets a 2/10, it doesn't quite get a 0/10 because I had a lovely new years and I'm having fun with jkun in Newcastle but URGH. DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS BS. 

 WHAT HO FO SHO BITCHES


8D
So I'm spendin new years up in Kinbuck with chaoz_jamez  ;3 There's more snow then I ever seen before!

SO ANYWAYS

HAPPY NEW YEARS ;3



Maybe I will have my joke new years resolution again to stop smoking (this is ironic as I do not smoke :I (I do realize the entertainment value is lost upon having to explain as such))



We tried to go sledding today but the snow sux on the DEATH HILL behind the house so after all the effort we go to jump the fence and clamber up the hill we get to the top, throw down our sled, sit on it and... it sinks like a foot into the snow :I fkn snow!


Looooolhogmanay
 ;333333

So >: I live in a sort of dip on two hills like down in a valley (but small scale)
Today I'm supposed to be going to Poole with sunrisecandy  but I woke up about half an hr ago and looked out my window to see....

On one side two cars have crashed into the wall and a bus has vered off and blocked off a side road where they came down the hill on one side. To the other side are two cars that have made it about 10 feet up the hill on this side and had to park on the pavement cause they couldnt get any further up.

I decided against trying to drive to Poole.

On the plus side, watching the cars trying to get up the hill and skidding or sliding around is rather entertaining and everytime anyone tries we all stand over next to the large window in the sitting room facing the road and give them marks out of 10.

Dear snow.


Plz piss off so I can go home tyvm.



This is the problem with living in a country that grinds to a hault at the first sign of unusual weather. 3 inches of snow before xmas is SERIOUS BUSINESS u.u